Category Archives: Witty Comebacks

Monday Boss Joke: Who’s the Boss?

Today’s Monday boss joke is a both a joke and a witty comeback all rolled into one. Enjoy!

The boss was complaining the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect from his staff.

The next day, he brought a small sign to work that stated, “I’m the Boss!” He then taped it to his office door.

Later when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, “Your wife called. She wants her sign back!”

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Witty Comeback: Making the Boss Look “Good”

It is not everyday you have the opportunity to insult your boss to his/her face and get away with it. The art of insulting your boss without him or her realizing it is a talent that most of us wish we possessed. But, it is definitely a talent that our latest contributor, Sarah, has:

My boss is a typical, arrogant, self-absorbed ass. He honestly feels that getting angry and screaming at employees is the best way to motivate them. So, the other day, he was yelling and lecturing us about our work performances. He said, “Your job is to make me look good.”

I replied, “I’m not that talented.”

He didn’t even realize that I was insulting him. What a complete lemon.


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