Monday Boss Joke: Calling in Sick

Here is a short and sweet one to start off your week:

An employee called his boss one morning to say he was calling in sick.

The boss replied, “Whenever I feel sick, I just have sex with my wife. That always makes me feel better. You should try it.”

The employee said, “Okay. I’ll give it a try.”

A while later the employee called his boss back. He said happily, “You’re right! It worked! I feel much better! By the way, you have a really nice house.”

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