It is not everyday you have the opportunity to insult your boss to his/her face and get away with it. The art of insulting your boss without him or her realizing it is a talent that most of us wish we possessed. But, it is definitely a talent that our latest contributor, Sarah, has:
My boss is a typical, arrogant, self-absorbed ass. He honestly feels that getting angry and screaming at employees is the best way to motivate them. So, the other day, he was yelling and lecturing us about our work performances. He said, “Your job is to make me look good.”
I replied, “I’m not that talented.”
He didn’t even realize that I was insulting him. What a complete lemon.