Today’s Monday Boss Joke involves an eager new employee and a hopeless senior manager. Enjoy!
I just got hired by a large accounting firm. Wanting to make a good first impression, I figured I’d stay late my first day of work. As I was leaving, I saw one of the senior managers standing in front of the paper shredder muttering to himself.
I eagerly asked him, “Can I help out?”
He replied in frustration, “My secretary is gone for the day and I have this sensitive document and can’t get the machine to work.”
I said, “No problem, let me show you how it works.”
We put in the paper, and while it’s feeding the machine, he turns to me and says, “Thanks so much, all I need is one copy!”