When you have a lemon boss, coming back to work on Mondays is misery. So, to help your mental health, My Boss Is A Lemon will now post a funny boss joke or witty comeback every Monday.
Do you have a great joke or zinger of a comeback to share? Submit them on the “Submit a Story” page.
Here’s today’s joke:
A cowboy walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. He says to the barkeep, “Howdy. Gimme some coffee”.
The barkeep says, “Sure, buddy, coming right up”. He gets the cowboy a tall mug of coffee, and the cowboy drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning, the cowboy returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the barkeep, “Howdy. Gimme some coffee”. The barkeep says “Whoa, fella. We’re still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?”
The cowboy smiles and proudly says, “I’m in training for upper management. I come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for the rest of the day.”