Monday Boss Joke: Giving 100%

Feeling a little unmotivated at work? Here are some words to live by:

Always give 100% at work…

  • 12% on Mondays
  • 23% on Tuesdays
  • 40% on Wednesdays
  • 20% on Thursdays
  • 5% on Fridays

And remember …….
When you’re having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and flip them the bird.

Now get back to work.


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